 Marathon Florida Keys Journal
City of Marathon, Florida Keys, Paradise
Volume 13 † Issue 9 † September 2007
[In The Keys] [Kitty Talk] [Internet Stuff] [Poetry Corner]
[Hockey Puck] [Twins of the Dark Star] [The Dull Stuff] [Advertising]
Marathon Florida Keys Journal proudly presents our 13th year of quality publishing services. We continue to focus on the Florida Keys. The lead article is the In The Keys section that offers opinions and even some editorializing. There are also articles concerning the local political beat. These articles may be published in other media outlets. They might edit them to suit their needs. We appreciate your visit and patronage. Please enjoy yourself while you are here and come back soon! Please do us a favor and sign up for our monthly reminder of the next upcoming issue of The Marathon Florida Keys Journal. Please click on this link marathon_journal-subscribe@topica.com. When you get a return email to confirm your choice, sign up at Topica, but bypass all those solicitations. Thanks! In The Keys {for current news, see our Daily News Queue} [Endemann Email] [Budget 30th] [Turtles 31st] [Woods Corner] [NSW Committee]
[Grandchildren] [Bartus@Dockside] [Turtle Nest #5] [Camp Adventure]
[Endemann Letter to Editor 10th] [Fred Gross Retires] [Keep Mike!] [Jerry's Boats]
[Council 14th] [Endemann Letter 15th] [MKCLT 16th] [Public Works] [Class Action Lawsuits]
[Crane Point] [Forgotten Felines] [Mayors Summit] [MKCLT 25th] [Some Truths]
[Council 28th] [Land Trust 29th] [What's Happening!] [Miscellany] [Finally] [ACRONYMS] ~Some articles have photos, go to http://MarathonJournal.US/journal/press/index.htm.~
~Events scheduled to be covered, go to http://runesofao.com/schedule/index.htm.~ July 27, 2007 - Marathon - Fred Endemann: An open email to Marathon Councilmen Vasil and Cinque is  presented below. Gentlemen:
As we approach a possible Council vote on this resolution at the August 8 Special Call meeting, I would like to share some thoughts with you.
Both of you have voted against proceeding with Areas 4 & 6 in the past, arguing that we must have guaranteed 40% minimum grant funding, preferably in hand, before we proceed with any aspect of the project beyond planning. I think you will admit that those votes have been cast with the certainty that you will likely be outvoted 3-2 on this issue. We have all experienced a very detailed reality check at the July 25 Special Call meeting, on the need to complete our sewers project by June 30, 2010, on the low likelihood of getting additional grant funding in the short term, and on the implications if we don't proceed.
It is easy to vote against proceeding and get cheered by those who believe we should/could opt out of the overall project of sewering the Keys, or believe we could delay until the Feds and State cough up all the cost. Easy when you know you will be out-voted. A cheap way to gain or maintain popularity with some.
However, you cannot legally KNOW that you will be outvoted. What if another Council member changes his/her mind and joins you, abstains or cannot make the meeting? Can you accept the responsibility for further delaying and possibly killing the Marathon sewers project? Can you accept responsibility for the serious repercussions for Marathon citizens, now that you must understand them?
Don't make the mistake of believing that the majority of citizens are so gullible. I will not judge your vote against the resolution less harshly just because you fail, and I doubt others will either. I will see it as your failure to adapt to new information and a lack of courage to change your mind. Neither are characteristics we want to see in our elected representatives. I urge you to vote your support for Resolution 2007-98 on August 8. It should be unanimous.
Sincerely,
Fred Endemann July 30, 2007 - Marathon - L. E. Shaffer: The Marathon City Council convened a budget workshop at the  Sheriff's Aviation Hangar second-floor training room. Photos are at http://MarathonJournal.US/journal/press/index.htm. The only public participants were former Vice Mayor Marjie Mearns and the Wilkinson couple. Marathon Financial Department made up of Peter Rosasco, Cindy Lawson, and Cathy Rogers provided pertinent details to the council. The total gross value of Marathon property is $3,147,706,094; that is billions. The proposed millage rate is 1.4809, which is 6.4% under rollback. No other entity in Monroe County is lower by a long stretch. Vice Mayor Tempest still considers a wage freeze a viable option, but keeping good professionals on staff takes money, understanding, and health benefits. Councilmen Vasil and Cinque still want to see the reduction hit 10%, but further cuts surely will affect services and quality. Further budget meetings should flesh out the details. July 31, 2007 - Smathers Beach - Russ Draper: Busy Night [Submitted by Jeri Sears] Photos are at  http://MarathonJournal.US/journal/press/index.htm. Another nest hatched in Key West! The story and pictures are from Key West's Beach Coordinator - Russ Draper. The runways are working well to get the hatchlings to the water. The problems are that there are lights that draw the hatchlings away from the water (runway prevents this) and vagrants on the beach after curfew.
Thanks you,
Jeri Oh No, not again!! Nest #4 hatched a day early. I checked at 6 p.m. for signs, nothing. Got a call from Mike @ 10 p.m. and the nest had hatched unobserved by any member of Save-A-Turtle. Fortunately, our runway with extensions saved the day. All tracks led to the ocean. We searched with flashlights and could find no tracks of disoriented hatchlings leading away from the ocean At first light, it was revealed that all tracks led to the ocean, and someone had written in the sand of the runway, "Turtle nest hatched 7/31/07 at 9:03 p.m." We will survey this nest on Friday, August 3rd, at 7 p.m. and move our runway to Nest #5 at Smathers Gate #8, which is due to hatch on Sunday, August 5th, which probably means it will hatch on Saturday, August 4th. I may go down and move the runway early "just in case."
Upon leaving the area of the hatching around 10:30 last night (Tuesday, 7/31/07), I approached a vagrant to tell him he had to be off the beach by 11 p.m. He told me there was a turtle on the beach by Smathers Gate #9. Using a red light, I investigated and watched a very large loggerhead covering up her nest and heading back to the ocean. What a sight!!! Someone else came up and said there was another turtle down by the wash house. I investigated and found turtle tracks, and I placed "flags" around the tracks so no one would walk through them. At that time, it was about 11:30 p.m., and the beach had at least 20 to 30 vagrants and visitors. Actually, one of the vagrants dragged his bike through one of the nests. I hope the City will take some action and start enforcing it's ordinances regarding beach closures after 11 p.m. All it would take is for a police officer to patrol the beach a few times a month to let the vagrants know they cannot be there after 11 p.m.
At first light this morning (8/1/07), Elaine and I documented last night's events. It was determined that the crawl by the bath house was a false crawl. She made a couple of attempts to make a nest but obviously was disturbed by the vagrant onlookers and aborted her attempt.
The crawl by Smathers Gate #9 was a verified nest and has been protected by a self-releasing cage. This is actually our 14th crawl and our 10th verified nest. The runway proved very efficient. Look at the download picture and check out the tracks going to the ocean. (Obviously, there are lots of footprints...but try to ignore them.)
Russ August 1, 2007 - Islamorada - L. E. Shaffer: The Middle Keys Community Land Trust in partnership with the Village of Islamorada have proudly announced today the beginning of construction of the Woods Corner workforce housing project. The sixteen-unit community is located at the corner of US1 and Woods Avenue. This is across the street from Coral Shores High School. Photos are at http://MarathonJournal.US/journal/press/index.htm. Bayview Development is the general contractor. They will be cleaning the site this week. Construction should take about six months. The construction committee worked hard to craft the best workforce housing community possible. One of the committee members and long-time Land Trust director is Jeff Pinkus. He is at the forefront of affordable housing issues. He crafted most of Marathon's workforce housing actions, when Jeff served four years on the Marathon City Council, one year as mayor. You can always count on Jeff Pinkus to work hard on furthering the goals of workforce housing. The community consists of eight low-income units that cost $130,500. There are eight units for moderate-income workforce families at $190,000. Each approved buyer is provided $19,600 for down-payment assistance. The Land Trust is taking applications, while marketing is being accelerated as of today. Call 305-743-5624 for more details. Their website is at http://www.mkclt.org. The Land Trust has partnered with other organizations to make this workforce housing project possible. First State Bank, Monroe County Ship Program, and Florida Housing Finance Corporation provided the financing. The Florida Coalition, Islamorada staff, and Islamorada City Council were invaluable partners. Nancy Perez-Miller Architect, Crebbin Design Studios, and Bayview Development all were instrumental in providing various services and support actions. The majority of information cited in this article was provided by the Land Trust Staff of Rick Casey, Dee Lloyd [former staffer], and Venus Brown. The board of directors are President Debbie Love, Vice-President Morgan Hill, Secretary Tamara Lundstrom, Treasurer Josh Mothner, Jeff Pinkus, Dave Purdo, Clarence Feagin, Bruce Ferraro, Dewey Acker, Founder Frank Greenman, Jill Bell, and Larry Shaffer. All former directors are not forgotten such as Betty Vail and Founder Bill Daniels Jr. The Middle Keys Community Land Trust continues its success by saving one workforce family at a time. August 2, 2007 - Marathon - Jeri Sears: The Near Shore Waters Committee met at the library conference room. The following is taken directly from Jeri's notes and email: The following is an overview of the agenda items from the Aug. NSWC meeting.
1. All members of the NSWC were present at the meeting.
2. Welcome letter from NSWC - the letter will be given out at the marina and by Chris Boyle in the welcoming packet.
3. Timeframe for installation of shoal markers - [Harbormaster] Rich Tanner will contact Rich Jones - we have the markers
4. Report to City Council - CJ [Geotis] will set it up with council
5. Sheriff's Coverage - City has not cut coverage so we will continue our sheriff's presence on the water. CJ is contacting the County to see when more coverage will be provided
6. Letter from FWC - not arrived yet
7. 33rd ST. Boat Ramp - bids going out on 8-3-07 and will be presented to Council on the 14th.
8. Quay Boat Ramp - DOT funds were 1/2 of what was needed to repair the ramps in the county. Pricing will be updated and a request to DOT will be presented for more funds. Once the Quay is complete it is expected to be donated to Marathon.
9. Boot Key Boat Ramp - will watch the progress of future development if any
10. Marina Bath Facility - the bids will go out on Aug. 3 and will be presented to the Council on the 14th.
11. Bridge Tender greeting.
12. Harbor map - marina has prepared a new map showing position of mooring balls and shallows
13. Boot Key Harbor Rate Changes - NSWC will address the changes again at the Sept. meeting
14. George Garret gave an overview of the future of the county marine coverage.
15. The NSWC will be preparing a letter of support for George Garret for all he has done for the city and the county to be presented to the Council by CJ.
... Thanks, Jeri August 4, 2007 – Nebraska – Michael Shaffer: Introducing Michael Shaffer, he will take over the business  some time in future. We are highlighting the four Shaffer grandchildren on Jeff’s side today. Photos are at http://MarathonJournal.US/journal/press/index.htm. Day 1,
Today the Shaffer family went to the Bahia Honda State Park Beach to snorkel. All four Shaffer kids learned how to snorkel for the first time at Sombrero Beach on August 4th, 2007. While we were there, we did many fun family activities that included snorkeling (obviously,) digging in the sand, and just having plain fun. The Shaffer kids are myself, Michael, Alex (my sister), Hunter (my brothers), and Ricky the youngest at seven-years-old.
All four Shaffer kids are originally from O’Neill, Nebraska and are here in Marathon for our summer vacation. Therefore, when we came for vacation we just had to go snorkeling in the ocean at least once in our eight-day vacation. We soon found out that we were going plenty of times before we leave to go back to Nebraska. We spent a day at Sombrero Reef.
Day 2,
Another great day out on the sea! Today, instead of just snorkeling off the shore, we went and rented out a boat (major thanks to Banana Bay boat rentals!) and snorkeled at Coffin’s Patch Reef. We saw a variety of fish, coral, and crustaceans. We had dinner at Dockside, while listening to beautiful music played by former two-time Marathon Mayor John Bartus.
Day 3,
The final day at sea for the Shaffer Family Vacation. Well, the final day for me on the boat anyways. We went to Molasses Keys for the day and snorkeled, swam, and messed around for a little bit. We went island hopping (going from island to island and exploring) and had a lot of fun. Day 4,
My Grandpa Shaffer and I spent 11 hours delivering the Conch Colors everywhere from the Middle Keys to the Upper Keys. Day 5,
We had a big picnic at my Uncle Tony and Aunt Rhonda's place. My sister, Alexis, and I got to spend a lot of time with our Cousin Toni Lee on the computer and playing games. Toni Lee is pretty cool for 14. Day 6,
The days seemed to all run together though. I know that the next day we went to Fort Lauderdale to stay at a Holiday Inn Express. We had pizza and watched movies. The next day we boarded the Northwest flight back to Nebraska. I know that I left a bunch of stuff out, but I was very busy having my summer vacation!
By:
Michael Hunter Shaffer (Jr. Reporter and future owner of the Marathon Florida Keys Journal) August 6, 2007 - Marathon's Dockside - Tommy Shaffer: John Bartus wowed us the famous Dockside in Marathon's Boot Key Harbor. He played some unplugged cover tunes displaying talent and innovation. Photos are at http://MarathonJournal.US/journal/press/index.htm. During the Jeff Shaffer Vacation, we stopped at Dockside for a lunch. A local legend, John Bartus, was on stage warming up for some one-man harmony.
John has become skilled with the electronic gadgets it takes to put on a good show. His music really impressed and uplifted this new fan in our group. John has two outstanding CDs available to the public. You can get them at any of his shows. John’s “Keys Disease” album is representative of the Keys lifestyle, smooth and easygoing.
“Live from the Florida Keys” is a true live album. A live album produced with no studio time, in my opinion, is a true test of skill that is reflected on this album. You can order an album at http://www.johnbartus.com. Everyone in our group, adult and children, were entertained and pleased at John's music. It certainly reduced the heat of the day to a mere daze. Such is life in the Florida Keys! August 6, 2007 - Key West's Smathers Beach - Russ Draper [provided by Jeri Sears]: Nest #5 at Smathers Gate #8. When the hatchlings see the lights they travel in that direction, thus the disorientation We are very pleased that Key West has gotten involved in the lighting issue. Thanks again to Russ Draper for his diligence in this matter. The article is by Russ Draper, member of Save-A-Turtle and beach coordinator in Key West.
Jeri Sears, President of Save-A-Turtle
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This was a disaster. I got a call around 4 a.m. on Friday, April 3rd, from the Key West Police Department dispatcher saying there were turtle hatchlings all over the parking lot at the Sheraton Hotel on South Roosevelt Boulevard. Mary and I left immediately and met with Officers Lovette and Wong, who had already rescued about 15 babies. They had been contacted by Sheraton guest "Luanna" from Portland, Oregon.
We managed to rescue and release into the ocean 33 hatchlings. I checked the nest and immediately installed the runway as it was obvious other hatchlings were still in the nest. At first light, we rescued a couple more babies and took them to the turtle museum. One had his/her head sticking out of the nest. Unfortunately, I counted 26 road kill -- most of them at the Sheraton parking lot and in South Roosevelt Boulevard...with a couple at the Key West By The Sea parking lot. Obviously,. I have completed a Hatchling Disorientation Report for the State of Florida. This nest hatched two days early, and the runway had not yet been installed. To eliminate this problem in the future, Greg Velez of the City of Key West purchased more "runway" material for us.
I am meeting with John Jones, Assistant City Manager, early next week, and we are going to disconnect the street lights near the nests which are due to hatch soon. The City is very concerned about this issue, and Greg and John are working very hard to get it resolved. John has been talking to Tallahassee and has all the information on proper lights and codes for nesting areas.
Hopefully, we've had our last road kill.
I got permission to survey the nest early (we usually wait 72 hours after the first indication of emergence of hatchlings). We surveyed that nest Friday evening, August 3rd. It was determined there were 136 eggs; 2 were dead in the nest; 6 were alive in the nest (since it was close to darkness, we went ahead and released them into the ocean successfully); 2 were pipped dead; 2 eggs were destroyed by root intrusion; 6 were infertile, and 3 were unhatched/fertile. One live turtle was taken to the Turtle Museum to be re-hydrated and released at a later date, and another with some slight deformities was taken to the Turtle Hospital in Marathon (sometimes they grow out of their deformities).
We really need to give a special thanks to KWPD Officers Lovette and Wong, visitor "Luanna", Greg Veliz, and John Jones -- and everyone who showed up to survey the nests, especially Chance and Hope from Wisconsin, the grandchildren of Jan Blackmon.
Russ Draper August 9, 2007 - Marathon Parks & Rec - Ali Adams: Here are the adventurous photos of Camp Adventure Fun. Photos are at http://MarathonJournal.US/journal/press/index.htm. These are photos from the 7 week Camp Adventure Program run by the City of Marathon’s Parks and Recreation Department. Perhaps you an run some in the Conch Color. Around 100 children participated in the program, which ran during June and July, 2007.
Thanks,
Ali Adams
Marathon Parks & Recreation Program Assistant
305-743-6598 August 10, 2007 - Marathon - Fred Endemann: Letter to the Editor: Shaft the small guys, again? At Wednesday's televised Sewers meeting the City Council voted 3-2 to exclude property value as a component of sewer assessments in Marathon. Marilyn Tempest (743-6736, tempestm@ci.marathon.fl.us), Don Vasil (731-9117, vasild@ci.marathon.fl.us) and Pete Worthington(289-0792, worthingtonp@ci.marathon.fl.us) killed it. Property value has not been used elsewhere in Florida for sewer assessments. At Wednesday's meeting the City attorney advised that litigation risk could be avoided by lodging a Bond Validation with the Florida Supreme court at an est. cost of $100,000. The City budgets $562,500 for its legal department. Citizens need to decide whether they think another $100k is too much to spend to get a much more fair method of assessing the $38.2mill. It adds only 0.26% to the assessed cost, and only 0.1% to the $85mill total project cost! Call or e-mail the terrible three above, demanding they support using property value. You can bet they have already heard from several wealthy property owners, threatening to sue. Without property values, how does the City's methodology affect citizens? It is ostensibly based on water consumption, as implemented in Little Venice and elsewhere in the Keys. It is tough on high usage commercial customers, so they allocated a connection fee for each street hookup. That declined most recently from 48% to about 13% of the total, to reduce the cost penalty for single family vs. condo homes. But is 87% of the assessed cost now assigned by water flow? Not really. The EDU calculation is based on an average of 167gpd (gallons per day) per home, of which 85% returns to the sewer system. Each Real Estate # (ie. taxed property) is assigned one EDU, whether commercial or residential, whether they use water (FKAA account) or not. For commercial properties ONLY, they also look at the FKAA water bills over the last 3 years, select the three highest volume months, divide by 90 days to get daily usage and divide that by 167gpd to get the real number of EDU's. This is added to get the total EDU allocation. When a property has no FKAA water account, they still pay for one EDU per R. E.# , although they are not returning water to the sewer system. For residential properties, the City is NOT using the FKAA water history at all. A 60gpd trailer in Keys RV park pays for the same one EDU as the 400gpd luxury 4000sq. ft. waterfront home sitting on one acre. So does a deeded boat slip or boat rack with no FKAA account, returning no water at all. No objections to this one from the wealthy property owners. To be more fair, this method should be revised to use actual FKAA water history only, not R. E.#'s. Why should the year-round, working residents and small businesses of Marathon pay a disproportionate share of the sewers costs? The current EDU methodology stinks. The decision not to use a property value component stinks. Demand your Council members change their decisions. Do nothing, and the stink remains. And it will hurt. Sincerely, Fred Endemann
Marathon [Of course, this is solely Fred Endemann's opinion. All opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect those of this magazine, company, or its advertisers.] August 11, 2007 - Marathon - L. E. Shaffer: The Marathon Florida Keys Journal regrettably announces Marathon Planning Director Fred Gross notice of retirement. Fred Gross was a breath of fresh air. He was unafraid to advocate for all of us Marathon residents. His retirement will certainly be well earned, and we certainly wish him the best. Yet his loss will be deeply felt. We hope that he stays around long enough to ensure his replacement is top notch! Photos are at http://MarathonJournal.US/journal/press/index.htm.
MEMORANDUM August 9, 2007 From: Fred Gross, Planning Director To: Michael H. Puto, City Manager Subject: Notice of Retirement I assumed responsibility for the City of Marathon Planning Department on July 5, 2006 after extensive staff turn over had drained the department and left a backlog of major projects. Since that date, I rebuilt staff, ushered a complete rewrite of the City’s land development regulations and the zoning map through the approval process, and created an integrated review procedure for the many complex mixed use development proposals within the City. Because Marathon is a state-designated Area of Critical State Concern, as well as a highly desirable location for development and redevelopment, I was faced with the daunting task of appeasing state regulators while at the same time creating a friendly, responsive environment for the development needed to transform the City. I led efforts to address affordable housing; prepared innovative approaches for controlling commercial and residential development; and encouraged sustainable, mixed use development patterns. The innovative agreement reached between the City and Keys RV will, I believe, provide the methodology needed for the preservation of a large part of the existing affordable housing in the City. That being said, the time has come to retire from professional work and go play. I leave with the pleasure of having worked with a great group of City employees who were intelligent, passionate, sincere, and tireless in their commitment to a wonderful city. Mike, I want to personally thank you for the opportunity to have spent this past year with you. Under your direction, this year will be remembered as the most personally satisfying, productive and enjoyable year of my planning career. I plan to leave Marathon on or about November 1, 2007. I am prepared to stay until that time or for as long as you feel that I can be useful to the City. I am committed to working with you to ensure that the transition to a new Director will be seamless. Cc: Mayor Chris Bull
Jimmy Morales, Esq.
Peter Rosasco
Susan Funk August 12, 2007 - Marathon - L. E. Shaffer: The Marathon Florida Keys Journal is running a "Keep Mike" plea to Marathon residents. For those of us trying to live our dream in paradise, please wake up before we lose one of the best advocates of Marathon, our uniquely qualified Mike Puto. This news organization has run previous editorials imploring Marathon City Council to keep Marathon City Manager Mike Puto. Still the rumors churn out. Support from the council is lukewarm and that is saying a lot. Mr. Marathon was a former Monroe County mayor and commissioner. He has firefighting experience. Emergency management skills are part of Mike's tool bag. He is passionate about people, residents, and city workers. Most importantly, Mike Puto is one of our own. He bleeds Marathon. In previous editorials, we received a few negative comments. The interesting part was who these few were. One was the former Boot Key Harbormaster, Harry Delashmutt. Due to his lack of people skills and managing important projects, Harry resigned. Some of us know the whole story. He, like other disgruntled former city employees, want to spoil the pot now, having, apparently, nothing better to do. [This was confirmed through two separate and unrelated reliable sources.] Mike Puto's support is deep, home grown, and very strong among the less vociferous residents that make up the majority of Marathon. Councilpersons who listen to the loudest few miss out on an opportunity to see the forest but for the trees. They should open their eyes and see what a true gem we have in Mr. Marathon, our own Mike Puto! Please join us in contacting your Marathon councilpersons to emphatically tell them to KEEP MIKE! Apparently, efforts by some past, disgruntled employees have soured the opinion of a few councilpersons, who assume they have a mandate. Mayor Bull - Email: bullc@ci.marathon.fl.us; Phone: 305-731-3082. Vice Mayor Tempest - Email: tempestm@ci.marathon.fl.us; Phone: 305-743-6736. Councilman Cinque - Email: cinquem@ci.marathon.fl.us; Phone: 305-743-6519. Councilman Vasil - Email: vasild@ci.marathon.fl.us; Phone: 305-731-9117. Councilman Worthington - Email: worthingtonp@ci.marathon.fl.us; Phone: 305-289-0792. Please help us keep Mike Puto, Mr. Marathon, as our city manager. August 13, 2007 - Marathon - L. E. Shaffer: Jerry's Boat Rentals is located at Banana Bay Resort Marina and the Hammocks at Marathon. When my oldest son's family came visiting on vacation, we rented nice boats from Jerry's Boart Rentals. We had 4 adults and 4 grandchildren, and we couldn't find any boat suitable for our snorkeling and island hopping needs. My son, Jeff, after doing some Nebraska begging finally found a sympathetic ear. We were rented a boat for one day even though it was supposed to be in for normal maintenance. The next two days we got a great boat as well. Photos are at http://MarathonJournal.US/journal/press/index.htm. The first days went quite well. We all had too much fun and sun. The second day, the boat that we rented was late. Jerry's Boat Rentals made it good by giving us an extra day free. Now that is service. They have a loyal customer here. Their prices are quite reasonable too. Their boats are well maintained, supplied, and clean. Jerry's Charter Service, Inc & Watersport Rentals can be reached at 1-800-775-2646, 1-305-743-7298, and 1-305-289-7298. Their email address is info@jerryscharters.com. Their website is at http://jerryscharters.com. August 14, 2007 - Marathon - L. E. Shaffer: The Marathon City Council held its regular meeting at the Marathon Government Center EOC Room, 2798 Overseas Hwy. Tuesday, August 14, 2007 at 5:30 p.m. Photos are at http://MarathonJournal.US/journal/press/index.htm.
Citizens' comments
Fred Endemann spoke about reconsidering property value for wastewater/stormwater assessment methodology.
Agenda
Council approved the amended agenda and consent agenda. Staff pulled approval of minutes to make corrections.
Proclamations and Awards
Mayor Chris Bull presented the Women’s Equality Day Proclamation.
City Manager's Report
1. 33rd Street Boat Ramp RFP; now rank and go with lowest quality responder
2. Marina Bath House RFP; now rank and go with lowest quality responder
3. Planning Commission Chairwoman P. Morgan Hill requested a Coco Plum zoning workshop. Joint council/commission workshop would address Coco Plum issues and their like.
4. Grassy Key turn lane meeting Thursday
5. Bus stop by Brass Monkey update, need pole removed to finish landscaping.
6. Quay property partially demolished.
7. Sombrero Beach Road replacement starts early September. Little Venice road project can proceed now that LAP certified.
8. Aug 30th meeting at Sheriff’s Aviation Hangar to discuss contracts including city manager’s contract.
Other Reports, Announcements, and Presentations
1. City Attorney Jimmy Morales presented the monthly legal report.
2. Financial Staffer Cindy Lawson recounted wastewater discussion from August 8th. The split assessment methodology numbers were explained. The council continued the ongoing discussion over the same positions. Councilman Vasil said that after looking at all the various methods, that he is now inclined to go back to the original methodology staff recommended. Phil Wilkinson wants to keep the small apartments affordable for the workforce. Former Mayor John Bartus look closer at water usage. Joanie Nelson for once agreed with John Bartus. Fred Endemann concerned over the fairness of assessments over a broad spectrum of income, property value, and usage. Debbie Struyf favored property value method. Further council discussion along with staff ensued. Motion for original split method assessment passed 4 – 1. Cinque voted no.
Other New Business Items and Information
1. Councilman Vasil led discussion on Curry Hammock Start Park discussion. Park overnight camping is closed from June 1st through November 1st. Deputy City Manager C. J. Geotis reported. City Manager ordered to contact DCA to rectify.
2. Council approved city impact and building permit fees waiver for Carlisle’s Sea Grape project. All planning fees were already waived by the fact of an ordinance that stated affordable housing projects are eligible for such waivers. Building Official Bob Welch spoke on what the county does for affordable housing projects.
Resolutions for Adoption
Bull moved to rescind previous vote on Resolution 2007-16 dealing with FLUM change on Brian Schmitt’s property located at 152 23rd Street Ocean. Passed 5 – 0. This will be heard during the next Planning Department cycle.
Resolution 2007-110 authorized an agreement with USI Insurance Services of Florida to provide employee health, dental, and optional long and short-term disability and optional life insurance.
Staff pulled Resolution 2007-111 authorized the services agreements with Solid Resources Environmental & Emergency Services and Becks Disaster Relief for storm debris removal monitoring.
Consent item, Resolution 2007-112 authorized the services agreement with Phillips & Jordan for storm debris removal and disposal.
Consent item, Resolution 2007-113 authorized the contract with Gonzalez Brothers Landscaping for landscape and facilities maintenance of city parks for $350,000.
Resolution 2007-114 authorized the purchase of a 2007 Isuzu Diesel Dump Truck from Gulfstream Isuzu Trucks for $41,136. Public Works Director Walter McDowell reported on this item.
Citizens' comments
Fred Endemann spoke on the sewer project, as he called it. He said that the state’s promised 40% grant funding is a no go. We must work with the county on the bond program in favor by the state at this time. He encouraged the council to move rapidly in construction. Bill Wilkinson complimented the council and staff in their dealings with the wastewater/stormwater project details. Joanie Nelson thanked the city for fixing up the bus stop by the Brass Monkey.
Council comments
Worthington congrats Mike on filling in pothole by Bill Wilkinson’s place. Bull encouraged residents to call the city for any problems like potholes. Cinque is pleased with the council, staff, and public discourse. Tempest is looking forward to the work from the US1 Beautification Committee.
Adjournment 7:28 PM. August 15, 2007 - Marathon - Fred Endemann: Letter to the Editor: Old 7 Mile Bridge to Pigeon Key. As a regular, very appreciative pedestrian, I am confused. We were told the bridge is dangerous and would be closed to vehicle traffic last December '06. Contrary to a recent newspaper report, eight months later the DOT and county have still done nothing to impede the regular tourist traffic driving to Pigeon Key (including 8000lbs SUV's). There is no hefty combo lock on the gate, to at least restrict access to authorized vehicles. Not even warning signs to dissuade casual motorists.
So how dangerous IS the bridge? Could it be retrofitted to a one lane road by removing the extensions on each side and constructing new safety railings? Then install Tom's Harbor Bridge type fishing "balconies" that would also allow the very few authorized vehicles to safely pass pedestrians, fishermen and bicyclists? Couldn't employees ride on the trolley instead of driving and parking on the island? Have we considered less expensive alternatives that retain the ability to transport people and supplies to Pigeon Key over the bridge, without allowing private or unauthorized traffic?
When will the 3-year construction start? How will it affect pedestrian access during construction? Where are these details published?
Sincerely,
Fred Endemann
Marathon [Of course, this is solely Fred Endemann's opinion. All opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect those of this magazine, company, or its advertisers.] August 16, 2007 - Islamorada - L. E. Shaffer: The Middle Keys Community Land Trust started construction of Woods Corner workforce housing project. Photos are at http://MarathonJournal.US/journal/press/index.htm. Land Trust staff started planned marketing efforts, after construction started on the Woods Corner lots. They produced a professional light green sales card. The for-sale card listed Woods Corner as "An Affordable Workforce Housing Community in Islamorada". There is a nice picture of the front side of a typical three-unit building. The Land Trust developed detailed plans for 16 workforce-housing units located right across from Coral Shores High School. The 16 three-bedroom, two-bath homes provide such features as "an open front porch, ceramic tile flooring, metal "Keys Roof", hardy plank exterior siding, and tropical landscaping." These amenities are important to the homeowner in reducing overall costs throughout the life of the home. Low to moderate-income persons or families are eligible to buy these workforce homes. Based on median HUD income levels for Islamorada, the income range for one person to a family of five is $34,150 to $79,080. Incomes under $40,000 are usually suitable to rentals, but this project aims for the core of the workforce to keep them here in the Florida Keys. Eight homes priced $130,500 are for low income. Eight homes priced $190,000 are for moderate income. Homebuyers must qualify under the Land Trust Homeowner Selection Criteria. The Land Trust model sells the building to the homeowner and ground leases the land for renewable 99-year increments. This ensures the perpetual affordability of the homes. You can get applications and information from the Middle Keys Community Land Trust office by calling (305) 743-5624. There are many people responsible for another Land Trust success, but today we want to highlight one of the twelve Land Trust's directors, Dave Purdo. He lived in the Keys for over 32 years. He is a charter-boat captain for over 40 years. Purdo is a retired Detroit police officer. He is vice chair of the Islamorada Workforce Affordable Housing Citizens Advisory Committee and also on the Charter Review Committee. He is President of the Woods Corner Affordable Housing Project and a Chamber of Commerce member. Dave Purdo is a member of the Islamorada Fishing Club and involved in many of their tournaments. His activities can't all be listed here, but he is primarily a workforce housing and marine resources advocate. He works hard on many different areas for the benefit of Islamorada residents. The Land Trust values his membership and volunteerism. August 17, 2007 - Marathon - City Manager Mike Puto: Press Release
The City of Marathon has a new tool for our citizens and visitors to report downed limbs or trees blocking a sidewalk or roadway, potholes, storm drainage problems, downed street signs, or trash on public property. The City of Marathon’s website (www.marathonflorida.org/notify) has a new form to report any of these issues. We appreciate everyone’s assistance in identifying the problem, since the sooner we know, the sooner we can fix the problem. As always, you can also report any of these issues to a live person during normal business hours at 289-4115. August 20, 2007 - Georgia - B. J. Darnell Many pet food class actions lawsuits are being filed. They are based on the following items that have come up during discussions with pet owners who have lost their four-footed friends. People wonder how this could have happened at all - why quality control and regulation either failed or were non-existent; and they wonder how it came to be that a factory in Kansas, with its acres and acres of wheat fields, ended up importing wheat - which has been identified as a likely source of the poison - from China. People would like to see something of value, a system that avoids repetition of this kind of terrible situation, emerge from their tragedy. Many have described how their pets are part of their families, and the depth to which this loss cuts. It is not unusual for veterinarian bills alone to be identified as being in the thousands of dollars.
What they were told to do if their pet has died: Save the food package Save your receipt from where you purchased the food Save any vet bills Save any burial bills Find a picture from when your pet was alive Take a picture of your deceased pet Journal the loss of your pet (pain & suffering)
Some of the requests above seem odd but lawyers said to hold Menu Foods accountable for their actions. Owners just do what was necessary however distasteful. We will continue to monitor the main lawyer’s websites for updates on these lawsuits. August 21, 2007 - Marathon - L. E. Shaffer: Crane Point Museum & Nature Center is one of Marathon's must-see stops for residents and tourists alike. They are located at 5550 Overseas Highway at mile-marker 50. Their telephone number is (305) 743-3900. Their website is located at http://www.cranepoint.net. Crane Point is administered by the Florida Keys Land & Sea Trust. Chairman Lynn Mapes heads the board of directors. The Executive Director is Keith Douglass. The Outreach Director is Laura Fowler. The Education Director is Elizabeth Moore. Conservator Members include Jeff & Beth Pinkus and Bruce & Sherry Popham. There are a lot of hard-working volunteers as well. There are 60 acres of tropical hardwood hammocks. Crane House remains a popular part of Crane Point. There are educational programs, Youth Camp, scout activities, Smithsonian Institution and NOAA exhibit, and environmental programs. In their Summer 2007 Newsletter Executive Director Keith Douglass stated, "Much remains to be done to prepare our facilities for educating students for an extended period of time. New bathroom/shower facilities will be located on the ground floor of the Crane House and include two new aerobic wastewater treatment systems along with the necessary plumbing and fixtures. The Crane House is also having a new roof installed as the old roof was severely damaged during Hurricane Wilma. There are additional plans to renovate the Crane House interior as well as the surrounding grounds." For information you can contact Laura Fowler at (305) 743-3900 or Laura@cranepoint.net or Elizabeth Moore at Seasience@bellsouth.net. August 22, 2007 - Marathon - L. E. Shaffer: Forgotten Felines is a non-profit organization dedicated to trapping, neutering, and returning Middle Keys homeless cats to their haunts. This non-profit was established in 1997. This volunteer staffed outfit helps feral cats. If you want to help, call 305-743-2520. Feral cats are descendants of previously owned cats. They have lost food, shelter, and sometimes hope. Feral cats can develop a bond with their feeders. These cats get pregnant and exacerbate the problem. The trap, neuter, and return program is a proven success internationally. You can help by volunteering, reporting feral cat problems, or donating money and/or supplies to Forgotten Felines, PO Box 504426, Marathon FL 33050-4426. Sponsors can help as well and are encouraged to call 305-743-2520. August 24, 2007 - Marathon - L. E. Shaffer: Informal Mayors summit at Frank's Grille found Marathon Mayor Chris Bull, Monroe County Mayor Mario Di Gennaro, and Marathon City Finance Director Peter Rosasco meeting over dinner at the world famous Frank's Grille in Town Square Mall. Photos are at http://MarathonJournal.US/journal/press/index.htm. While out delivering Conch Colors, we stepped inside the busy restaurant Frank's Grille to drop off their share of papers. We didn't hear anyone call out to us, but a waitress came outside following me. She told me that Mario wanted to see me. I initially thought that might be the owner of Frank's Grille, but I was wrong. The larger-than-life Monroe County Mayor Super Mario had called me to come over to his table. I was in a hurry to finish out my long day delivering papers. I noticed that Marathon Mayor Chris Bull and Marathon Finance Director Peter Rosasco were just finishing up a scrumptious feast at their table. Mario is always wanting to say hello and shake your hand. We exchanged pleasantries and threw a few humorous barbs at each other. Mayor Di Gennaro asked me to take some photos of him and the Marathon Mayor. I told them that I had to get my camera from the car. Then I would have to wait for it to dry out. I keep it so cold in my car that the camera fogs up when I take it out for some action photos. While waiting for the equipment to un-fog, they continued their conversation about funding wastewater systems throughout the county and the cities. They talked about taking Governor Crist and State House Representative Ron Saunders' advice. The county would coordinate funding efforts for the entire county and all the cities. Now before you get too excited, this is not a Sunshine Law violation as these officials are from different government entities. I took the photos eventually. Then I edited out the bad photos of blur, closed eyes, and so on. A little cooperation is very good, and hopefully will lead to getting the most for our wastewater projects with the least impact on taxpayer money. August 25, 2007 - Islamorada - L. E. Shaffer: The Woods Corner Workforce Housing Construction grows ever more exciting for affordable housing advocates. A soft fence is being put up around the seven lots that compromise the construction area at the corner of US1 and Woods Corner. The ground preparations are moving along swiftly. Clearing the back lots is proceeding well along. The various signs that highlight the Middle Keys Community Land Trust's partners are being moved around out of necessity to accommodate construction. Photos are at http://MarathonJournal.US/journal/press/index.htm. This would not have been possible except for all our partners including Islamorada. Yet the focus this week is on one of the Land Trust's directors and one of the two founders. Lawyer Frank Greenman not only runs a successful practice, but also seems to be involved in all those good projects that makes the community work. He and Bill Daniels Jr. founded the Middle Keys Community Land Trust in the 1999-2000 timeframe. Frank Greenman spent a few years on Marathon City Council as well. He is a valued member of the organization that he helped create. He provides a perspective that generates good discussion on the board of directors. All of the Land Trust directors and members are quite fond of Frank, even though most of the directors have disagreed with him on occasion. As you can tell, the Land Trust has a great deal of respect for each other as well as Frank Greenman. August 26, 2007 - Georgia - B. J. Darnell, VMT, CKO from Animal Notes: Some Background Truths. Many of you are old enough to remember when dogs ate scraps; gravy, corn, oatmeal, bread, biscuits, grits etc., and cats had to catch their own dinners.
Changing the pet parent’s perception of current commercial pet foods is an uphill battle. We are faced with endorsements for commercial pet foods and slogans touting foods used by “top breeders” and recommended by many veterinarians. You cannot spend any time in front of the boob tube without seeing at least three pet food commercials during an average evening. If it is not a pet food commercial, it is flea & tick medications, but that is another story.
The fog of misinformation about pet nutrition keeps on being mismanaged. In the meantime, nearly every article or website dedicated to discussing commercial pet foods concludes with a standard statement telling the consumer to consult their veterinarian.
We will agree that it may be true that veterinarians are more educated than the average pet parent is, but they didn’t receive more than a course in Feed & Feeding during college. Why would you trust a veterinarian with complete control of your pet’s diet? Many times, he is only spouting what he has been told by the salesman. That is like having complete trust in what is stated on pet foods labels, especially when your veterinarian is pedaling several upscale brands of pet food. Some pets will not eat the Designer Foods so what is better, let them waste away or switch brands?
Never knew a pet parent who liked hearing that their actions might be harming their pet. Pet parent’s reactions are to resent insinuations that they are feeding a sub-standard pet food. They do not know that is takes 6 months for the formulas on the bag, box, or can to be changed. They do now! The pet food recall has called attention to more than “bad” pet food.
If the pet in question exhibits visual signs of malnutrition such as a shaggy, dull coat, sluggishness, and obesity, it is still hard to get the pet parent to understand that this diet is not working for their pet.
Saving pet parent’s money and sparing their pets the distress of diet-induced disease is a socially responsible activity shared by all the pet community.
Feed control officials first met as an organized committee in 1909. The committee’s objectives included answering the industry’s questions with multiple opinions, preparing a uniform feed bill, formulating definitions and regulations, the acceptance of new feed ingredients and establishing labeling requirements.
The absence of the information necessary to allow educated decisions requires that pet parent’s rely on more effective regulation concerning the health claims made on pet foods.
Several different groups at various levels of authority regulate pet food. The FDA at the federal level under the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act regulates pet food. The Center for Veterinary Medicine regulates “animal drugs, animal feeds, food additives, and ingredients.” It is a department within the FDA.
The Association of American Feed Control Officials is a non-governmental organization, who sets nutritional standards, label requirements, and feeding trial protocols for pet foods. Many states have their own animal feed regulatory agency, which regulates pet foods sold or manufactured within their state.
The Pet Food Institute, a trade group represents all but 3% of the U.S. pet food manufacturers, it serves as the “voice” of the industry to Congress, state, and federal agencies. Read “lobbyists” instead of voice, because that is really, what they are. Do we remember what lobbyists do? We all should as it has a major affect on both our animals and us. August 28, 2007 - Marathon - L. E. Shaffer: The Marathon City Council held its regular meeting at the Marathon Government Center EOC Room, 2798 Overseas Hwy. Tuesday, August 28, 2007 at 5:30 p.m. Photos are at http://MarathonJournal.US/journal/press/index.htm. Citizens' Comments
Hans Stiglitz spoke in favor of keeping Mike Puto as city manager. He also asked for support for Marathon education. Approval of Agenda & Consent Agenda
Approval of Consent Agenda passes all routine items indicated by asterisk (*). City Manager's Report
1. Council approved the annual Veterans Day Parade. Vets gave a plaque to City Manager Mike Puto. 2. Council scheduled the Coco Plum zoning workshop November 7th at the new fire station at 6 PM. 3. Council waived half of Sea Grape project permit fees. Building Official Bob Welch gave a report on the facts. Carlisle Group CEO Lloyd Boggio asked that the city live up to the original verbal agreement to waive fees except third-party fees. John Whalton said that it was not fair to pay these fees unless all affordable housing projects get this fee waived. Worthington wanted to waive some fees but not all the various fees. Tempest stated that a policy needs to be developed. Cinque wanted to waive 50% maybe. Worthington moved to waive 50% of $76,000 so that the cost of building inspection contract is covered. Tempest and Vasil wanted to set policy first. Worthington withdrew his motion. Vasil moved to study past actions and come back with recommended policy. 4. Council approved the advertisement of surplus marina vessels. 5. City Attorney Jimmy Morales requested an executive session to discuss legal action by some Grassy Key residents against the city. 6. Sombrero Boulevard pothole got bigger and water pipe broke. Puto reported that the pothole was filled in today and blacktop comes tomorrow. 7. Quay property is 90% done. The city hopes to have fence and/or signs up soon. Meanwhile, the city wants the property kept as clean as possible. 8. Sombrero Beach Road Project starts September 4th. Other Reports, Announcements, and Presentations
1. Quarterly financial report – Peter Rosasco reported in his quarterly financial report that the city is on target. 2. Code Board applications were received from Glenn Faast, Claude Halioua present, Joanie Nelson, Steve Pearson, and Fred Schubach. The council picked Steve Pearson and Claude Halioua. 3. The council waived the fee for the October 7th Boot Key Bivouac as a thank you to the Vets. They waived rental fee and granted permission to serve alcohol. The proceeds will benefit American Legion, Veterans of Foreign Wars, Disabled American Veterans, Monroe County Veteran’s Council, and Marathon High School Scholarship Fund. 4. The council was told about the need for a new Code Board attorney, as the current firm doesn’t wish to continue its service. Other New Business Items and Information
*1. The council approved meeting minutes. 2. Councilman Don Vasil led discussion on Boot Key Bridge repair options. FDOT representative Frank Guyamier reported on the options. A new bridge would cost $50 million, rehab $7 million, partial $1.5 million, remove $2 million, remove lift span only $800,000. There is $400,000 of grant money left and can be switched over to construction dollars. One way for the city to pay whatever option they pick is to set up a Special Taxing District. The owners pay a certain portion, while the city would pay the remainder. A Boot Key Bridge Special Call meeting is scheduled for September 6th at 9 AM. John Whalton wants the city to move on this to save dollars. Dolly Sadowski asked how much buildable land is on Boot Key. The answer was very little, centered on the existing roadway. Boot Key is COBRA zoned and would never get flood insurance regardless. 3. Councilman Vasil wants to promote the use of the harbor to increase tourist dollars. Staff was asked to provide ideas. Deputy City Manager C. J. Geotis provided a PowerPoint presentation. The improvements should include more slips for boats and more space for retail stores. The council workshop was scheduled for October 2nd at the Sheriff’s Aviation Hangar Second-Floor Training Room at 6 PM. The Near Shore Waters Committee will be included. Ordinances for First Public Hearing
Ordinance 2007-31 provides for the adoption of “The Code of Ordinances, City Of Marathon, Florida”. The City Code does not yet include LDRs, but that is coming soon. The code is on the city website and the MUNICODE website as well. Ordinance 2007-32 amended Chapter 5.5 entitled "Boats, Docks and Waterways" by amending Section 5.5-232(C) relating to wastewater discharge. Resolutions for Adoption
*Resolution 2007-111 authorized the city manager to enter into services agreements with Becks Disaster Relief and Solid Resources Environmental and Emergency Services for storm debris removal monitoring. Resolution 2007-115 approved Amendment No. 2 to Department of Environmental Protection Coastal Zone Management Agreement No. CZ719 and authorized the city manager to enter into Amendment No.2 to change the scope of work, project objectives and related tasks and deliverables, project budget schedule, and project budget narrative. Lynda Berrigan favored enhancing the passive use of the beach. Boardwalk was replaced with other improvements including a welcome kiosk. A breakaway boardwalk was not worth the money. Resolution 2007-116 approved the rankings of the Non-Residential Permit Allocation System (NROGO) for Period 2, Year 3 pursuant to Ordinance 2004-12 and 2006-29. Resolution 2007-117 approved the Market Rate Residential Dwelling Unit Allocation for Period 1, Year 16, and Affordable Housing Residential Dwelling Unit Allocation for Period 1, Year 16. Resolution 2007-118 elected to use the Uniform Method of Collecting Non-Ad Valorem Special Assessments levied within the city. This sets up a special taxing district for Boot Key Bridge repairs, maintenance, etc. whatever the council decides. Resolution 2007-119 authorized Change Order #2 to contract dated April 25, 2006, with Globetec Construction for construction of Sombrero Beach Road Wastewater Project for $34,251. *Resolution 2007-120 approved a lease agreement amendment with the Board of Trustees of the Internal Improvement Trust Fund of the State of Florida for Marathon properties management purchased for the purpose of conservation. Resolution 2007-121 authorized a fee increase for Rachlin Cohen & Holtz LLP provision of professional auditing services. Resolution 2007-122 approved the amended and restated memorandum of agreement between the Department of Environmental Protection, the Department of Community Affairs, and Marathon concerning development activities at Curry Hammock State Park. This will activate 30 campsites during hurricane season. Any campers would have to vacate the campsites 72 hours before hurricane resident evacuation. Vasil said that this is a slam-dunk; we need more people here for local economy. Resolution 2007-123 stated Marathon City Council’s support of the Carlisle Group request to connect the Seagrape Project to the Little Venice Wastewater Treatment Plant. *Resolution 2007-124 authorized the Standard Local Agency Program Agreement to initiate the Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) coordination and approval process to receive Little Venice Roadway Project federal funds. *Resolution 2007-125 amended Resolution 2007-114 and thereby authorized the purchase of a 2007 Isuzu Diesel dump truck from Gulfstream Isuzu Trucks for $42,375. Resolution 2007-126 authorized an agreement with CGI Communications for the production of an online video program linked to the city’s website. Informational items and reports
A. 2008 city holidays
B. Fiscal year 2007-08 City Council meeting dates Citizens' comments
None Council comments
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August 29, 2007 - Islamorada - Venus Brown: Land Trust Opens Upper Keys Office
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 What's Happening! The City of Marathon drags its feet on wastewater/stormwater requirements set by federal and state mandates. The consequences of not taking action will cost each resident more than if the city does its job, detractors notwithstanding. Marathon's commitment to easing the workforce housing crisis has taken a back seat to grandstanding and petty politics by some councilpersons. A few councilpersons want to cancel the Middle Keys Community Land Trust contract, which is a big mistake. The new councilpersons were supposed to bring in a breath of fresh air, but all we are getting is the rotten smell of petty politics. Miscellany: Grandchildren are so much more wonderful than children. If I had known that grandchildren would be so much fun, so much easier, I would have skipped children and had grandchildren instead. I can't wait until the next time that I can visit my grandchildren to continue my intense spoiling of same. Finally: Did you know that North Carolina's state bird is the Cardinal? The flower is the Dogwood. The tree is the Pine. The capital is Raleigh. Statehood was granted November 21, 1789. Yellow, yellow let it mellow; brown, brown flush it down. Good words to save water. Shower with friends. That can be fun. Use bathwater to keep plants green. Dance with some local natives to entice rain to fall from the skies. Rain, where art thou? Lake Okeechobee is getting lower. We need the rain up that way and how. Dance longer, harder, rain... ACRONYMS:| ACOE | Army Corps of Engineers | | AYSO | American Youth Soccer Organization | | BPAS | Building Permit Allocation System | | CAMP | Creative Arts and Music Program | | CWHIP | Community Workforce Housing Innovation Pilot Program | | DCA | Florida Department of Community Affairs | | ECMC | Educational Coalition for Monroe County | | EMS | Emergency Medical Services | | EOC | Emergency Operations Center | | FAA | Federal Aviation Administrator | | FDEP | Florida Department of Environmental Protection | | FDOH | Florida Department of Health | | FDOT | Florida Department of Transportation | | FEMA | Federal Emergency Management Agency | | FIRM | Fair Insurance Rates in Monroe County | | FKAA | Florida Keys Aqueduct Authority | | FKCC | Florida Keys Community College | | FKEC | Florida Keys Electric Cooperative | | FLUM | Future Land Use Map | | FRDAP | Florida Recreation Development Assistance Program | | FWC | Florida Fish & Wildlife Conservation Commission | | GIS | Geographic Information System | | GSG | Government Services Group | | H4H | Habitat for Humanity | | HOA | Home Owners Association | | HR | Human Resources | | HUD | US Department of Housing and Urban Development | | IS | Improved Subdivision | | ISD | Improved Subdivision Duplex | | IT | Information Technology | | LDRs | Land Development Regulations required by the Comprehensive Plan | | MCSO | Monroe County Sheriff's Office | | MGS | Marathon Garbage Service | | MHS | Marathon High School | | MKCLT | Middle Keys Community Land Trust | | MSTU | Municipal Service Taxing Unit | | MU | Mixed Use | | MUC | Mixed Use Commercial | | NIMBY | Not In My Back Yard | | NROGO | Non-Residential Permit Allocation System | | NSW | Near Shore Waters Advisory Committee | | PSA | Public Service Announcement | | PIO | Public Information Officer | | OVHOA | Overseas Village Home Owners Association | | RFP | Request for Proposal | | RH | Residential High | | RM-2 | Residential Medium - 2 [applies to Coco Plum community only] | | ROGO | Rate of Growth Ordinance | | ROW | Right of Way | | RV | Recreational Vehicle | | SC | Suburban Commercial | | SHIP | State Housing Initiatives Partnership | | SR | Suburban Residential | | SRF | State Revolving Fund | | TBA | To be Announced | | TBR | Transfer of Building Right | | TDC | Tourist Development Council | | TRIM | Truth in Millage | | TSA | Transportation Security Administration | | UR | Urban Residential | | URS | United Research Services or URS Corporation | | WEC | Weiler Engineering Corporation |
Kitty Talk
These journals are dedicated to Kitty GreyCat's spirit. She is at RainBow Bridge now along with her human friends, Leo and Doris. We all loved you, Kitty! Click the cat graphic to visit her Memorial page. Kitty born June 6, 1982. Died July 9, 1997. Please use our email form linked below to make suggestions or offer praise. Now, really, the cats have thoughts and meows that are badly interpreted by a human for publication here. So believe what you will, but enjoy nonetheless. All complaints, flames, & the like will end up in the litter box! >^..^<  Ebony: MeWow, that was a lot of peoples, when human beans chili beans and grand chili beans come visiting. I escaped more time than I have toes on me paws. That was very exciting. I love to be chased. >^..^<
Abby: Eb, you really caused a lot of trouble escaping. I was the nice kit cat. I made up to all those beans. They gave me all kinds of num nums. I not like some of them, but the smells excited my brain, tail, and taste buds. I like to smell everything, you nose. >^..^<
Ebony: I was excited by all the beds all over the place even on the floor. There was so many peoples to sleep with and on. Those beans have some wonderfully warm bodies. They pet me and went ooh and ahh all over me. I felt so special. >^..^<
Abby: Me was more special than you ever were. All those beans liked me more than you because I am the cutest kit kat there ever was. Besides, your breath smelled like fish. Beans don't like cat fish breath. >^..^<
Ebony: Ab, I nose what is cute, and that ain't you. Not at all. Cute is that Ricky bean. He has more energy than 5,000 energizer bunny rabbits. Those rabbits taste good, I bet you what. >^..^<
Abby: I like that black rabbit that was loose in the yard out back. It ran this way and that way. I would have loved to chase it, but that cute Alexis was always holding me and telling me how I was the bestest cat ever. >^..^<
Ebony: Abby, that Michael bean told me that you were too skinny to be cute. He say he likes cats what got some belly to rub and pinch, although I not saying that I like that. >^..^<
Abby: Ebony, that Hunter bean told me that you snappy and scratchy and just plain old mean. Why you drew blood! Use not supposed to hurt them grand chili beans. That make the chili beans Jeff and Beth mad at you. They went through a bunch of Band-Aids. >^..^<
Ebony: What bad marbles stuffed up into your itty bitty brain pan? I bet you were the one to secretly scratch and bite everyone of those beans while they were catnapping heavy like. >^..^<
Abby: I have to come over there and give you a cat bath! >^..^<
Ebony: Well, I not want any cat bath from you, that is for sure. You always bite me. >^..^<
Abby: I have to bite you, because you is a bad kitty cat. Well, now! I think we almost stayed on topic this here entire article. I is so proud of us. Maybe, next month we will do even better. Now all use beans cover your eyes and ears, while I give Ebony a cat bath! >^..^<
Internet Stuff
Here are the latest DVD films from http://www.NetFlix.com: "The Chamber" stands on its own. The acting is very good. The story is one that we have seen before, but doesn't detract from the movie. Sometimes one's past and upbringing can't be denied. We are who we are. Hate and love are two sides of a coin. Learned, earned, and seemingly genetic. “Firehouse Dog” is an excellent kid’s movie that appeals to the adults as well. A famous actor dog drops out of the sky and right into a firehouse. He drops into the heart of a boy as well. After a while, the whole firehouse adopts the pooch. This is a charming and fun film, as it should be. Simple story, good acting, and straightforward cinematography make this one good movie to enjoy with everyone. “The Last Mimzy” is a future fantasy that reaches into the past. Two children take the “toys”, grow, learn, and save humanity. The story is fanciful and science and love. The film is the hope of all our futures. Watch the movie and be amazed, amused, and entertained. “Duma” is a warm, loving, inspiring, and adventurous film set against the backdrop of Africa. A young boy and his father save an orphaned cheetah cub. Life flows along pleasantly, until tragedy strikes. Then the boy and cheetah embark on a long journey back home helped by a lonely friend found during the trek. All three find that changes in life are inevitable and move them onto the next moment. This coming-of-age movie rewards you at every step along the journey. “Thr3e” is a movie about mystery within mystery. One event after another takes you on a psychological thriller, an out-of-control horror, and the struggle of good and evil. There is a serial killer, a seminary student, and an unreal love interest. The triangle created dogs a detective who had lost her brother to a serial killer months earlier. You will not be disappointed. “Herbie: Fully Loaded” reprises the loveable VW Bug. While this is a bit of fluff, there is some fun. Herbie outshines all the stars, especially Lohan. The NASCAR scenes were a bit unbelievable, but again it was all in fun. The movie was okay, just okay. “Wallace & Gromit in Three Amazing Adventures” is simply entertainment at its finest. The movie is funny and charming. The humor is loveable and engaging. This kind of animation is artistic and seems more real than it is. The sound effects, the music, and the stories are all meshed together to enjoy. The warm afternoon’s film features extraordinary characters from Wallace the insufferable inventor to the long-suffering Gromit the amazing dog. The extras on the CD are amazing and on par with the three shorts. This CD is worth every moment of giggles, laughing, and downright boisterous fun. “Kicking & Screaming” is a Will Farrell comedy fest with some family overtones. There are a couple of lessons thrown in as well. Soccer rules the fun and madcap coaching. You throw in Mike Ditka, and this is a sure-fire hit. The movie doesn’t take itself seriously, and the kid actors are genuinely having fun. “Children of Men” envisions a near-future world of chaos after the human race stops reproducing. Miscarriages spread worldwide until there were no longer any pregnancies. In this world of despair and hopelessness, nations fail, the world collapses except for the UK. They have resorted to closing their borders and rooting out all immigrants. Then a woman is found pregnant, and everything changes. The woman, her baby, and her friend try to escape to a fabled refuge called “The Human Project.” “Are We Done Yet?” reprises the family, adventure film “Are We There Yet?” The same warm, natural acting with comedic interaction between all the characters raise the bar on this movie. Based loosely on Mr. Blanding’s house in that famous movie, the film is successful on several layers. Family and friends make a house into home through all the misadventures and natural disasters. The second film was as good as the first and could stand on its own. I really enjoyed the movie. “Little Manhattan” is a wonderful story of two kids and first love. The setting is perfect. The actors worked well together including the parents. Against a backdrop of possible divorce, this young love plays out. The heights of bliss and the depths of hell play out in this story of first love. Just think back to when you were ten and eleven. Yes, it can be brutal and perfect, all at the same time. What makes this move even better is that the young love seems to help a couple see what was missing in their marriage. Certainly, real life isn’t like this all the time, but it was nice that this time it worked out. This is a tight, neat story that keeps you smiling from beginning to end. “Rhapsody in August” is a splendid Japanese film about a Nagasaki survivor who teaches her four grandchildren about the atomic holocaust. Her Japanese-American nephew comes to offer homage to her and her husband who died at Nagasaki. Everyone learns from the other about honor, respect, and family. In the end, there is an understanding beyond the differences. “Wedding Crashers” was a fun movie with character. To be laid, two friends attend weddings. Their antics and gimmickry works very well. Then first one and then the other really get serious. They have to work through some issues like one girl is engaged, but that won’t stop them. Their friendship suffers, but in the end, well, you watch the film to see that. “Richard Pryor: Here & Now” is a classic. The comedy is raw and full of pathos. There is a dose of reality. Overall, though Richard Pryor is best being himself, the old and the young version. “Her Majesty” is an extraordinary tale of a New Zealand girl. She writes volumes of letters requesting a visit from Queen Elizabeth II. In the meantime, she learns the grand and heroic history of New Zealand’s original people. Through brother and other shameless people, she overcomes bigotry and plain rudeness to meet the Queen and set things right again in her little community. This is a wonderful family film that appeals to everyone. “Unaccompanied Minors” is a wonderful kid movie. The typical bad guy and the smart kids are the stars. The kids outsmart the bad guy. While this might seem uninteresting, the movie scored on the funny end and ended up being more than entertaining. “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” is an animated version of the current state of the dynamic team. A team they are not, but circumstances bring them together. Through their spiritual leader, they come to terms with their part in the team. Children will love the movie; adults, at least, won’t be board.
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Poetry Corner
"In the Twilight"
May 9, 2004
In the twilight
Sparkling too
Never to grow old
And you too
The magic and myth
Pinpointing the night
Stars forever morn
And the child too
Faint as the dew
Light at dusk
Motes floating
The moment young
Never you too
Forever all we do
Always we dream
And the child
Eyes all aglow
The smile brilliant
Teeth all askew
And the twilight too
Clouds dark and heavy
Lit by rising light
Orange and white
And the child shines
We are all
Stars in the sky
We are all the child
Forever young © 2007 L. E. Shaffer
Hockey Puck
NHL: The Ducks won the Stanley Cup, who would have thunk? Yep, they are still the champs. Pre-season starts very soon. I can't wait. PGA: Tiger Woods dominated at Firestone. Tiger Woods shot a round of 63 to surge to the lead in the PGA Championship and possibly win his thirteenth major title. Tiger Woods won major 13 at the PGA Championship.
NASCAR NEXTEL: At Watkins Glenn Jeff finished 9th and remains 1st in points. Dale Jr. blew an engine to finish 42nd and fall to 14th in points. Dale Earnhardt Jr. finished 12th and moved up to 13th in points needing one more position to be in the chase. Jeff Gordon finished 27th, but still is 1st in points. Bill Elliot finished 35th and is 42nd in points in 11 races. At Bristol, Dale Jr. finished 5th and remains 13th in points outside the chase. Jeff finished 19th and remains 1st in the points. Bill finished 21st and is 42nd in points.
NBA: The Miami Heat are putting together pieces to make another run at the championship. NFL: The Miami Dolphins won all their pre-season games, but will that translate to a good regular season? That is what all us fans want to know. MLB: Barry Bonds tied Hank Aaron’s homerun record by hitting number 755, and, later at another game, breaking the record with 756. Bonds followed in the next several games with 757 and 758. LLWS: The Little League World Champion is the Georgia team. They defeated the Japanese team in extra innings. The winners consoled the losers. That’s why baseball at this level is something special. After Little League, things are a bit jaded from there on in. WTA: Venus and Serena Williams are improving every week. Book Three Twins of the Dark Star
Book One Tears from Ao, Book Two The Mountains of Ao and four poetry collections, Pages of Life, Visions of Life, Moments of Life, and The Book of Kalian Mysticism are available at http://RunesofAo.com/aobp/. The Runes of Ao project is ongoing. Book Three Twins of the Dark Star novel is in the outlining phase and will most likely take a while as the complexity of the Ao series increases. Falling Star poetry collection is a work in progress. A collaboration with K. Young on a novella called Dragon Embers is now published on the fan site known as Runes of Ao.com. Other dragon artwork is available as well. Finally, in collaboration with K. Young and Linda Hall, a group novel project is in progress and currently titled Starsongs. We currently are at an impasse.
The Dull Stuff
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